From Forum Vol.8, No.4
In this issue I want to address a common concern many of us raise now and then. As your animal collection grows, it's really possible and smart to spend less money on supplies and cages. You have to become a little crafty.
Anyone can fashion an inexpensive tarantularium out of a clear, plastic storage bottle and some household throw-away items. (see illustration).
First, I must say that frequent shopping for supplies at the modern day pet store can build strong, negative attitudes twelve ways. For example, if you are accumulating a large collection of tarantulas, you will soon discover that it is downright silly to purchase a four inch slab of cork bark for $6.99. How about the six ounce package of sphagnum moss for $8.99? The list of items that are overpriced in the name of convenience goes on forever.
Unless you have a lot of disposable income, it's quite impossible to provide shelter for all of your animals at retail price. On the flip-side, there are some bargains at the pet store that are beyond belief. You can buy a ten gallon glass aquarium in most places for about $6.95! It's too bad they are too big and heavy to deal with for most tarantula setups. Don't shop any further, or prepare to suffer and be confused. Just when you begin to trust them for practically giving you this item you discover that a five gallon aquarium costs about $10.95, while a two gallon is priced at (you guessed it) $10.95.
Now wait one minute. No one said I had to do math today. What's going on here? Reverse exponential osmosis? Call Judge Judy. Sam Kinneson, please come back to life for a moment and yell at these people. Whatever is wrong?
I decided to let someone else deal with it. I could not gather enough courage to ask the pet store employee why prices double as aquariums get smaller, and oh, did I mention that the aquarium lids cost twice as much as the tanks? You have to buy a lid when you keep spiders, but the screen and flip top plastic lids don't work too well for large spiders. I think I'm gonna cry now.
Time to cheer up. You have choices. How about those plastic pet homes with the ventilated, snap on lids? Pretty neat. Great handles on those lids. Don't use the handles! Throw them away, or if you just can't bear to trash them, stash the handles in your junk drawer. I have a fine collection of plastic lid handles. I have all the colors except for hot pink. I was thinking of mailing them back to the manufacturer.
The smallest plastic pet cage is only $3.95 and they work great, but the larger sizes are near the $20.00 range. At least with plastic cages the pricing scheme follows the laws of the jungle, meaning the bigger ones cost more. People, you must remember that this is an EMPTY PLASTIC CONTAINER, and there is no empty plastic container on Earth that is worth more than a couple of bucks. Don't part with your hard earned cash so easily.
The vocabulary word for today is "cheapnis." If you spend more than $5 to complete this project, something is wrong. Please follow these few simple steps to make your very own custom-designed tarantularium. Your self esteem will sky-rocket. Be cheap, and be proud. Use the money you saved to buy more tarantulas! Use your imagination and improve upon this basic idea, but remember that simple is beautiful.How to build your own (arboreal configuration, as shown) Tarantularium:
*If you prefer terrestrial tarantulas, go "horizontal" with this container. Just make sure it won't rock and roll. Glue some feet to the outside surface and lay the whole assembly on it's side. Relocate and reposition the water dish.
By the way, I didn't mean to make fun of pet stores. It is very hard for anyone to run a business like that, and anyone who succeeds at it deserves a pat on the back! I just think that they generally have little amusing quirks in their retail strategies that needed to be pointed out. No major problem for "we, the well informed." I really enjoy spending time at many of the local pet stores. I support them and place much value on what they add to my community. Over the years I've made friends at all of them.
One summer day, I put my huge Theraphosa blondi in one of those tiny plastic Pet Pal cages and brought her to one of the shops. I complained to the owner that the cage he sold me was way too small for my spider. He never saw a T. blondi before. He never forgot that day.
Best regards to all until next time, and remember I'll be here safely hidden behind my hunting blind. Be wary as you pass by.